Matchstick jokes

Do you know why you should never talk to matchsticks??
Because if you strike a conversation with them, they will always flare up.

Cheers,
MoMo

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From MiMi,

One day a pair of matchsticks stood side by side admiring a box of colorful matches.
A asked: "Hey friend, look at those gals over there! There is blond, brunette.... Whch do you like?"
B: "None."
A: "Why? They are so gorgeous unlike our grey heads."
B: "Be thankful that we are grey heads and are standing outside the box."
A: "huh??"
B: "They are waiting to be fired, afterwhich they will all have black heads worse become a negro."